Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
They have beer where we have blood.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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