So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
