I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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