I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
did i walk over a car last night?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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