i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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