I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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