Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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