Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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