It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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