one two three fourrrrnication!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
this will be a night to untag.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
