whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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