are you so shy because you have an std?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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