i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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