office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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