Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This baby is an asshole
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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