Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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