Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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