I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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