why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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