i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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