thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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