I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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