Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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