But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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