He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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