I cockslap morals
Welp...herpes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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