I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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