"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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