Someone shit on the floor
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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