What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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