No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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