Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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