ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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