have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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