My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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