if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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