just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
