Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just invented taco cereal.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
