I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
