it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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