I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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