it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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