I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how does that bad decision feel?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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