Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
