I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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