You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Randomize
