I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do plants get herpes?
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