you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
