Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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