Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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