I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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